Tuesday, March 18, 2008

A Conversation before Easter

“What’re you doing for Easter, Jesus?”

“I’m going to be resurrected.”

“What?” (The disciples are aghast.)

“Resurrected.” (Laughter all around.) ”No, really. I’m not kidding.”

“You mean like Lazarus?”

“No, he was resuscitated. He has to die again someday. I’m going to be resurrected. It’s a whole different thing.”

“Wouldn’t you have to be dead for that to happen?”

“Sure, I’m going to be killed first. Then in three days I’ll be resurrected”
“Oh yeah? If you’re dead, how’re you going to pull it off?”

“God’ll have to do it. We’ve got it all worked out.”

“Jesus, what’re you talking about? It’s not even funny. You’ve come close enough already to being killed – its nothing to joke about.”

“I can’t believe you are surprised about this. I’ve been talking about it for the whole last year. Haven’t you guys been listening?”

“OK, not to hurt your feelings, but it’ll be years before anyone figures out what you meant by over half of the stuff you say. You tend to get a bit esoteric with all the parables and stuff.”

“Don’t give me that. You understand more than you’ll admit. You guys spend half your time in denial of the stuff that scares you. Think back on what I’ve been saying. The whole take up your cross idea, the save your life by losing it concept, the seed has to be buried and die. Or how about the whole eat my flesh and drink my blood teaching….I am the bread of life… Aren’t you guys writing any of this down?”

“Ok, we’ve heard you talk about suffering and dying and all but we’ve still got to start the church,and then there’s the tearing down the temple and rebuilding it, not to mention the Kingdom. That’s a lot to accomplish and Easter is just a week away.”

“That’s all going to happen but you’re going to do most of it, not me. I’ll do the temple thing but the rest is all yours. I’m serious guys, it’s curtains for me in just about a week and then it’s all up to you.”

“Hey, you’re scaring us half to death with all this talk.” We’re not going to let you get killed…we’ve left everything for you, we’ve given you our lives.”

“Yes, you have…and for that I love you more than I can say. I’m going to take those lives you are giving me and use them to change the world. When I pop out of the grave, proving God’s love is for everyone, and that death is not the final word, I’m going to usher in a Kingdom that’ll be the most wonderful thing you have ever seen. You’ll be delighted to give your lives for it…really!”

“This is too surreal, Jesus. We’re out of our league here.”

“Ok, remember the parable of the pearl of great price?”

“Yeah, it was so beautiful that the pearl merchant sold everything to buy it”

“And remember the story about the guy that found a treasure in the field and sold everything to buy the field, to gain the treasure?”

“Yes, but what do those stories have to do with your death?”

“Absolutely nothing. Those stories are about your death, not mine. See, I’m the treasure – not just me, but my Kingdom – and you are the merchant and the farmer. you’re the ones who give everything-and I mean everything- for the Kingdom.”

“But what about us reigning with you in the new kingdom, with us sitting on your right and left and all? We have our hearts set on that.”

“I’m sorry. I know you have no way to imagine a reality that includes what I’ve just told you. But believe me, in a few years this guy named Paul, who is really great with words – except for some terrible run-on sentences- will write this about me:'I want you to know all about Christ's love, although it is too wonderful to be measured. Then your lives will be filled with all that God is. I pray that Christ Jesus and the church will forever bring praise to God. His power at work in us can do far more than we dare ask or even imagine.’ That’s what’s coming.”

“Master, we sense great hope and power in your words, and we have seen you do some pretty awesome stuff, but we could never go on without you. We don’t even know what going on would look like.”

“I know, guys. I probably sound like a lunatic. But mark my words. My Kingdom will be the most powerful kingdom the world has ever known. Instead of war-horses, bombs, and weapons of human making, I’m going to use forgiveness, peace, meekness, grace, and unconditional love to identify my forces. Then I am going to use you, my followers, as my weapons. Zechariah said it beautifully in his book, chapter 9. Check it out.”

“None of this makes any sense to us, Jesus. None at all.”

“ I know, my friends. Thanks for listening though. Everything is all worked out and will happen regardless of your actions. Just remember, three days after I die, show up at my grave and you’ll be witnesses to the most wonderful event in world history….and don’t just send the women!”

1 comment:

jstickel said...

Great blog name. My dream is to open a cafe that specializes in toast, "The House of Toast".
I felt inspired by this irreverent, fanciful dialog, that I think conveyed important truths.
Quaker minister. Isn't that an oxymoron?